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October 13, 2009
Salute the Cavemen with a Fire in Your Garage

A caveman's life was pretty straight forward: don't get gored by a mammoth, put some meat on the table and spend nights and weekends in the back of the cave tinkering with things like fire and the wheel. Adding hand gestures to grunts made you a good communicator and life goals were really just kill, sleep and procreate.

Fire and wheels eventually turned into combustion chambers and posi-traction that we're still tinkering with but let's face it, cultural advancements have really put unrealistic expectations on communication and life goals.

Our caves have morphed into garages and have been shoved to the edge of the house or disconnected completely but don't be deterred. It's still a cave with a cold stone floor and an open wall but thanks to our forefathers, fire also grew into natural gas heaters that burn 99.9% clean with self sufficient igniters and thermostats so just hang it, connect a gas line and you're done.

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